Hey Gabriel. I need you to do something for me.
Gabriel via text:
Yeah, what do You need?
God via text:
Go tell Mary she's to give birth to my Son.
Gabriel via text:
Okay. Consider it done.
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Gabriel appears on Mary's computer screen. Mary gasps.
Gabriel:
Mary, do not be afraid for I come to you in peace. You are the chosen one. You are to give birth to a child. His name shall be called Emmanuel, Jesus. He is God's Son.
Mary:
Hunh? But how can this be? I've never even been with a man. I am engaged, but we have never known each other intimately.
Gabriel:
Just trust.
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Mary picks up the phone:
Joseph? Honey, I need to tell you something.
Joseph:
What's up?
Mary:
We're going to have a child. He's God's Son. But we're going to raise Him together.
Joseph:
Um.... Mary...?
Mary hangs up.
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Joseph texts his friend:
You got a minute?
Friend:
Yeah, what's up?
Joseph:
Just a minute.
Joseph via FaceTime:
Mary just told me we're expecting. It's God's Son. I don't know whether to go through the wedding now or not?
Friend:
Go for it man. You should feel honored man.
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Joseph:
Hey Mary, we have to go to Bethlehem for the census. But Bethlehem Travel's website says there might not be any rooms available.
Mary:
That's okay. I'm sure we'll find something.
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Joseph and Mary at the third inn:
Sir, surely you have something? Mary's about to pop. We cannot continue any further.
Innkeeper:
Well, there is the stable.
Joseph:
We'll take it!
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The wise men receive the text alert on their phones:
The newborn king of kings has arrived! His name is Jesus.
The wise men look at each other. All three:
He's cute!!!
1: Let's go!
2: Yeah!
3: Siri?
Siri: Yes?
3: Set route for Bethlehem. Stable. Under the star.
Siri: Here you go.
-------The End--------
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